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In honour of Chuck Norris, McDonald's has introduced the McChuck Burger: nine slabs of ox meat, jalapenos, three live scorpions, an ounce of marijuana and a pint of tobasco sauce on two loaves of bread. $399, or $900 for the Happy Meal (with fries and a medium whiskey, and a signed picture of Norris' erection)

- chucknorris.io

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